Looking at another house tonight.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/14/2018 at 19:24 • Filed to: Blashemer!

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It’s still 1-bay garage, but the driveway is 3 cars wide.

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Also, there’s a house attached. I’ll let my wife worry about that stuff though.

Why am I assaulting Oppo with meaningless not-really-updates updates? I don’t know. I have like six friends... Two, if you exclude my wife and pets.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/14/2018 at 19:25

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Good luck!


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/14/2018 at 19:30

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Online friends are best friends.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/14/2018 at 19:33

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Consider:

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It’s the only way you can fit in with the Bourgeoisie of the PNW.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/14/2018 at 19:39

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Do we collectively count as one of those friends?


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/14/2018 at 19:49

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Want to see somebody that really let their remodel get out of hand? Too bad I’m going to show you anyway. See this kitchen? With its SubZero refrigerator and Wolf range? 

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They originally put it on the market for something like $500k. It’s now listed at $310. Why? It’s in a “transitional” neighborhood, it has no backyard, and it looks like this on the outside

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > lone_liberal
03/14/2018 at 19:51

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Amazing. The only way you do that is if you really want that kitchen and you plan to never move. And you have them bury you in the Subzero so you save the cost of the casket.


Kinja'd!!! ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/14/2018 at 19:53

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One of my real estate pet peeves is how few listings include pictures of the garage. They already took 40 pictures with a fish eye lens and over saturated color, why not trade the three of the guest bathroom for a couple shots of the garage?  


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Chariotoflove
03/14/2018 at 20:09

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When you look at other pictures of the interior you think it’s a remodeled craftsman that has the typical quirks of an old house (1911) but is pretty nice. Then you see the outside and it all goes to crap.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > lone_liberal
03/14/2018 at 20:14

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Sleeper. Keeps the property taxes down.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > lone_liberal
03/14/2018 at 20:20

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I mean, they’re probably unlikely to be robbed?


Kinja'd!!! just-a-scratch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/14/2018 at 20:27

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I bought a Seattle house with a 14x25 single car garage and turned that into a tandem. It wasn’t a great way to improve house value, but I really like it.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/14/2018 at 21:33

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Maybe just stay in your place and use the extra funds to, I don’t know, live?

Outdoor parking isn’t worth much to me anyway.


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > CB
03/14/2018 at 21:59

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I like the grass patch. It’s probably for oil drips when the owner is in a hurry and has to park his 911 outside.


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2018 at 08:20

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You can always put a 2nd floor on your current house.


Kinja'd!!! Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > lone_liberal
03/15/2018 at 10:30

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Those counters looks as expensive as they are ugly. Which is to say very.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo
03/15/2018 at 12:55

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And they used them in the master bath as well as some other places in the house too. Terrible.